your parents buy a beefalo from Georgia and have it butchered?

Go down to Miami to pick up a cooler full of steak, of course.

My parents seem to do the most random things, this being one of them, with an animal I have never even heard of. When my mom was telling me about it over the phone, I hear my dad say in the background: "Does Lindsay want the liver to eat?"
No, Dad, no. I have never eaten liver, and I don’t think that beefalo liver is where I would start. But I won’t complain. I’m all about the free steaks!

I love my crazy redneck suburban family. 🙂