so i actually got to school early today, and i parked in the half empty lot next to the education garage, closest to VAB. i had 30 minutes until my class started, so i decided to hang out in the car and listen to howard stern, instead of trying trudge through marianne moore’s poetry in the frigid hallway of the communications building, since when i tried to read her last night i fell asleep.

(cristin and jen will appreciate this part)so i was sitting and listening and sitting and listening and BOOM…a soda can almost hit me on the head! j/k. it was more like BOOM! someone hit my car! while i was in it! and she didn’t even rear end me. the parking space in front of me had been empty, and when she pulled in she forgot how to use her brakes and she hit me from the FRONT.

luckily i never took off my seat belt, because she hit me kinda hard, and i was reading something in the car so i never saw it coming, but my head almost hit my steering wheel.

so i look up to see her reversing, and i get out my car, she gets out of her car, and says, “oh my gosh i am so sorry. but look! nothing happened to your car!”

to which i replied, “do you realize that you scared the shit out of me?” i gave her a very dirty look.

she responded by saying sorry again, and going along her merry little way to class.

little does she know that after she left, i took down her lisence plate number. just in case.

oh how i love parking at ucf!