Hanson’s Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day,
but always too many days before Saturday.

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago,
or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has
courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions.
When a man you don’t like does it, he is a liar who has
broken his promises.

-Franklin P. Adams

Education is learning
what you didn’t even know
you didn’t know.

-Daniel Joseph Boorstin

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp
and pick up their camp rumors and print
them as facts. I regard them as spies,
which, in truth, they are. If I killed
them all there would be news from Hell
before breakfast.

-General William Tecumseh Sherman

CBS announced today that after extensive research
they have determined that “not everybody loves Raymond”.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

-Submitted by Dennis Williams

It is not only what we do,
but also what we do not do,
for which we are accountable.

-Jean Moliere

I know that you believe that you understood
what you think I said, but I am not sure you
realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

-Robert McCloskey

The real problem is not whether
machines think but whether men do.

-B. F. Skinner
US psychologist
(1904 – 1990)

Xerox does it again and again and again and …

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.”
— Elvis Presley