According to the man sitting across from me anyway. I’m stuck here in denver for the second time, waiting for a flight that was late to begin with, andn ow is having mechanical errors. I just want to go home. I don’t want to sit here anymore, listening to people complain. Get me a hotel room or get me home. Guess who will probably make it into work super late tomorrow. Not that I mine sleeping in, but I’ll probably wake up super jetlagged and go back to sleep. I’m super excited that I can do this on my palm pilot, but I really wish that I had internet on here right now. I finally found it at the Fairmont in San Jose. <\/p>\n

Let’s go through the things that are bothering me right now.
1. This plane is late.
2. My face is breaking out. Hardcore. I hate you, face, when you do crap like that.
3. Jet lag. I’m almost hungry again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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