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So I woke up late this morning donned my new navy Ann Taylor Loft dress (which I’ve been eyeing for awhile, and finally went on sale, and was bought specifically for late mornings) walked out of the apartment, and spilled water all over my arm. This is a sign that today is Monday. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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