So I sit for this little kid, whose name will remain out of here, and he’s so cute. Things he said last night:<\/p>\n

"Linsy, when I get big can I go to your house?"<\/p>\n

"Linsy, tomorrow we’re going to the park to feed the ducks. Will you come?"<\/p>\n

I squeeze his nose and say "You’re cute!" He looks at me, squeezes my nose, and says "No, you’re cute Linsy!"<\/p>\n

I took the opportunity of him sitting on his training potty to call Pete and put him on speakerphone. <\/p>\n

"Say hi!" I said to little kid. <\/p>\n

Little kid said, "Hi Peep! Linsy and I had fun today and then I went poo poo on the potty!"<\/p>\n

hahaha. If little kid only knew how much he makes my day sometimes. <\/p>\n

Pete, however, was not as amused at little kid’s bowel movements as I was. <\/p>\n

Happy birthday today baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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