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{"id":477,"date":"2006-11-09T19:33:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T19:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lindsaykeegan.com\/blog1\/2006\/11\/09\/no-derek\/"},"modified":"2006-11-09T19:33:48","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T19:33:48","slug":"no-derek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lindsaykeegan.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/09\/no-derek\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Derek!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Email from Derek, after I asked him to email me a powerpoint for a conference: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><title><\/p>\n<p>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Re: powerpoint&lt;\/p&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;<\/p>\n<p><\/title><br \/>\n<span face=\"Lucida Grande, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\">&quot;Sorry, I was in the annex proofing, didn\u2019t get your message till just now. (and I couldn\u2019t connect to CMS with your computer)<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><span face=\"Lucida Grande, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Dude, your desk and computer are a mess! What have you been working at that desk for like 5&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; years or something?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>No no. My mind and my desk are just a direct reflection of each other. If you think this is bad, you should see my apartment. It&#8217;s horrible, and my mom is coming tomorrow and her AND my dad will see it! I&#8217;m going to be in trouble when I get home, but thankfully there will be organic hamburger corn chowder and Jeremiah&#8217;s Italian Ice (much thanks to my lovely sidekick, Marissa) to look forward to. <\/p>\n<p>I feel like I&#8217;m in college again, working feverishly on a paper. I forgot that my writing time was always after dinner. I can&#8217;t concentrate and get to work during the day. I can, but it&#8217;s easier for me at night. If you can catch me writing between 6-9 p.m. I might crank out something good. Researchwise, anyway. Marketingwise, we&#8217;ll see what the boss has to say tomorrow when I get back from said conference. <\/p>\n<p>So my mind is cluttered. Here is what it&#8217;s cluttered with:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">finding a moving company<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">homeowner&#8217;s insurance<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">brochures<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">cleaning my apartment<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">feeling bad for Tater because she&#8217;s home alone<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">knowing I shouldn&#8217;t be drinking this Pepsi, but also knowing that I won&#8217;t make it through the night if I don&#8217;t<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">packing up all my stuff&#8230;.for the LAST TIME (I really can&#8217;t leave this place til I get married, because I&#8217;m buying it, yo!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">a tiny amount of excitment about moving<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">trying to figure out how to play soccer<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">money<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">finding food<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">my sister&#8217;s birthday<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">wondering if I&#8217;ll get to actually TALK to Pete when one of us isn&#8217;t at work<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">my dad seeing my place, and me getting&#8230;in trouble<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">baby boostrom (coming soon!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 0.6em;\">trying not to get too stressed so I don&#8217;t adrenal fatigue relapse. 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