<\/a>your parents buy a beefalo from Georgia and have it butchered?<\/p>\n

Go down to Miami to pick up a cooler full of steak, of course. <\/p>\n

My parents seem to do the most random things, this being one of them, with an animal I have never even heard of. When my mom was telling me about it over the phone, I hear my dad say in the background: "Does Lindsay want the liver to eat?"
No, Dad, no. I have never eaten liver, and I don’t think that beefalo liver is where I would start. But I won’t complain. I’m all about the free steaks!<\/p>\n

I love my crazy redneck suburban family. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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