Dear InDesign, <\/p>\n

I am too groggy, pmsy, and tired to put up with your crap today. So please. Just work. Then I can get my catalog stuff done, make my boss happy, and feel like I’m actually working. Rather than just stopping and restarting InDesign. I am too busy today to waste my time on you.<\/p>\n

Love, Lindsay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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