I am the household laundress. It’s my deal with Pete. He cooks, I do laundry. <\/p>\n

And in the past, Pete has been known to put reds in with whites, and dry things he shouldn’t. I just thought it would be better for me to take it over completely.<\/p>\n

This weekend I did a MOUNTAIN of laundry. Seriously. And when I folded it, I found this sweater that Pete is holding. It’s his sweater. I picked it out. And I subsequently shrunk it. <\/p>\n

That’s what happens when you tell your husband you’ll do the laundry because he can’t handle it. It comes back to bite you in the ass.<\/p>\n

And the adventures continue!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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