The gray pants that I’m wearing today for work are work pants. They’re not supposed to be too tight, and yet for some reason today, I feel like my ass is just hanging out of them. They’re too tight. They’ve never been too tight before, and I don’t think that its because I’m wearing a sweater instead of a shirt.<\/p>\n

I’m not one to really complain about my body, but during the last year and a half between the inertia caused by depression and the busyness of the whole semester plus work thing, I did not exercise. But these pants. There is no way that people are not staring at my butt. The pants are too tight. My butt has gotten bigger. <\/p>\n

Thursday I’m definitely going to do something about this. Thursday begins running, because I know I have a butt, and that guys like a butt, but I’m sorry. My ass is just too fat!<\/p>\n

In other news, interview with Harcourt is tomorrow and what the hell am I going to do if I can’t wear these pants!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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