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Do you see those boots? Those are Uggs. Uggs are ugly, but they are the MOST comfortable shoes I have ever worn in my life. It is hard for me to take them off, for any reason. You wear them without socks. Your feet are surrounded by wool, and they are warm, but they do not sweat. They are wonderful, and if you don’t suck up the cash and just buy a pair, you do not know what you’re missing! I will proudly, unashamedly wear my Uggs from this day forward, in sickness and in health, til death do us part! I love you Uggs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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