i promised ben that i would post so here i am. <\/p>\n

last night was my first night doing catering at signature gardens. and i am happy to say that i will not be returning there for a job. i hated it. hated<\/b> hated<\/font> hated<\/font> it. and i’m never ever going back unless i have to attend an event there where other people serve me food. <\/p>\n

i walk in, and no one tells me what to do. first they started speaking to me in spanish but when they saw the blank look on my face they realized i didn’t speak spanish and there was no hope for me. so i’m done. i need to work some place that people speak the same language as me. communication is an important thing, ya know. <\/p>\n

so i’m home for break. tater is doing well here. she gets the run of the house while my other cat davie sleeps. he hisses at me because i have a new kitty. she’s cuter anyway. why can’t we all be friends?<\/p>\n

home is good. my mom fried deer and trout. next weekend i’m goin for a ride in the swamp buggy. you’d think i’m from some hick town in the middle of fl or something and not miami! ben didn’t believe me when i said that my grandpa used to go frogging in his airboat and the weekend after the whole family would go to my grandparent’s house and eat fried frog legs. good stuff! i’m old school miami. we’ve been here awhile generationally. back since there were still woods and only old people hung out on south beach! actually miami beach used to be mangroves and a crappy little strip of beach til developers came and filled it all in with “imported” sand. betcha didn’t know that! props to ap enviro hehe. <\/p>\n

alright there’s my little update for now. sorry its long! hope everyone is doin well!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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