Hanson’s Treatment of Time:
\nThere are never enough hours in a day,
\nbut always too many days before Saturday.<\/p>\n

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago,
\nor 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has
\ncourage enough to change his mind with changing conditions.
\nWhen a man you don’t like does it, he is a liar who has
\nbroken his promises.<\/p>\n

-Franklin P. Adams<\/p>\n

Education is learning
\nwhat you didn’t even know
\nyou didn’t know.<\/p>\n

-Daniel Joseph Boorstin<\/p>\n

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp
\nand pick up their camp rumors and print
\nthem as facts. I regard them as spies,
\nwhich, in truth, they are. If I killed
\nthem all there would be news from Hell
\nbefore breakfast.<\/p>\n

-General William Tecumseh Sherman<\/p>\n

CBS announced today that after extensive research
\nthey have determined that “not everybody loves Raymond”.
\nWe now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.<\/p>\n

-Submitted by Dennis Williams<\/p>\n

It is not only what we do,
\nbut also what we do not do,
\nfor which we are accountable.<\/p>\n

-Jean Moliere<\/p>\n

I know that you believe that you understood
\nwhat you think I said, but I am not sure you
\nrealize that what you heard is not what I meant.<\/p>\n

-Robert McCloskey<\/p>\n

The real problem is not whether
\nmachines think but whether men do.<\/p>\n

-B. F. Skinner
\nUS psychologist
\n(1904 – 1990)<\/p>\n

Xerox does it again and again and again and …<\/p>\n

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!<\/p>\n

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.”
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