I was productive during my lunch break today. Rather than just going to Homegoods, I closed my Suntrust bank account. Hurray! I’m free of them. Since TooJay’s is in the same shopping center, I decided to pick up a sweet tea to get me through the rest of my day.

I get into my car, and there’s a drink in my cup holder. I put the sweet tea cup in between my legs so that I can drive and move the cup out of the cup holder at the same time.

As I’m doing this, I start to feel something cold and wet…on my butt. I look down, and the stupid cup has tilted towards my lap, spilling sweat tea everywhere, and I’m still driving. I didn’t know what to do! I had no towels, no napkins, no anything, so I moved the sweet tea, parked my car, and got an old tennis towel from the trunk. There’s tea all over my lap and my butt, making me look like I pissed myself. And I still had to go to work after!

I gathered up my pride and walked into Homegoods anyway, hoping no one would notice, because the longer I sat in the car, the more time it would take for my pants to try. Lucky for me, nobody noticed. Small blessings are a wonderful thing! 🙂

And so goes a normal incident in the life of Lindsay. I can’t take it one day at a time, I have to take things one moment at a time, since I’m so damn clumsy!