Ooh ooh a rant!

I hate it when I’m in the bathroom at work with one of my supervisors, and they try and talk to me the whole time. While I’m in the stall. I don’t want to talk to you in the bathroom. I also hate it when people MEET in there to talk business, I guess because there are no other private places in this whole building? Talk about private stuff at your cube, not in the freaking bathroom. You never know who’s in there listening!

I shouldn’t even dignify this with a reference in my LJ, but I’m going to anyway, because part of me thinks that its funny, while the other half of me is irritated its even being discussed by other people.

I just found out that Brent Travis and I are having an affair. Yes, you read that correctly. The two important statements here are “I just found out” and “having an affair.” First of all, this whole “affair” thing is all new to me. Second of all, wouldn’t you have to be married to have an affair? Wouldn’t it be more like “I’m cheating on Pete with Brent Travis?” Oh, but wait. I’m not. But if you’re going to start making accusations you better word them correctly. I was a Lit major and I find  incorrect word usage to be offensive. Just so you know.

In regards to my “affair,” there is no affair. Just some stupid rumor that some person who doesn’t even know me is making up. I met Brent during my frosh year. We grew up together, in college, I worked with him all through college, watched the Tennis Club grow into what it is today, helped start the Sports Club Council. We traveled with the rest of the club, and yes, I love him like he’s part of my family, not in the same way that I love Peter. I have no brothers, and if I had to pick two guys in my life to be my brothers it would be Jon Britton and Brent Travis. Mandy is one of my best friends, and why would I do that to her? Why would I hurt Peter in that way? Please. Using my “relationship” with Brent to get to go to Miami? Pathetic.

Welcome to the real world, kids. It’s not high school. You might still be in college but that does not give you the right to start shit with someone you hardly know. Say it to my face. We’re old enough for that. It’s not like you’re looking out for one of the parties “involved” in this so-called affair of mine. It’s not like you’re my friend. Because if you were, you wouldn’t be talking about me, like that, to begin with.

And another thing. If you think that Brent is stealing money for the Tennis Club, thats the biggest load of shit I’ve heard aside from this. He has done nothing but work his ass off for that club, all you people do is complain, and $35 is not a lot to pay for two nights in a hotel, plus dinner in between. If you belonged in club from the beginning you would know that it cost between $50 and $60 for each trip.

So stop trying to cause shit for no reason, to people who have done nothing but be nice to you and worked their asses off so you can go to things like Miami and Nationals and NASDAQ.

And stop talking shit about me. I’m not in Tennis Club anymore, and I’m not coming back. I don’t need to be involved in your stupid drama, and there’s no reason for me to take crap like that from people who aren’t my friends.