Year: 2005

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Cellulite

Sell-you-light/that’s right they try to sell you lite beer/lite cake/lite cookies/ pepsi lite/99% fat-free but who’s trying to be fat-free? certainly not me let me

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Bitch Now, when he and I meet, after all these years, I say to the bitch inside me, don’t start growling. He isn’t a trespasser

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As of December 1, I am officially financially independent. Because that’s not just a little bit scary. Finally. Peace and quiet here in the newsroom.